Thoughts on Kill the Farm Boy

I’ll admit, I bought this book for the title. I didn’t even read the blurb. I had skimmed a review of it before I saw it at the bookstore, so I knew it was supposed to be good.

The blurb for Kill the Farm Boy talks of the Chosen One, the Dark Lord who wishes for the Chosen One’s death… and fine cheese, a trash-talking goat, and an assassin who fears chickens, among other story hints. As silly as that sounds, it’s nothing compared to actually reading the book.

It starts when Worstley (the younger brother of Bestley) and his talking goat, Gustave, set off from their farm at the instance of a pixie.  At the sleeping castle, they encounter the fighter Fia and Argabella, the bunny bard, and then request the aid of the Dark Lord, Toby.  The adventuring party comes together on a quest to reach Grinda, the sand witch, to discover why she cast a sleeping spell over the castle and demand its removal, in order to return Argabella to her human form. 

Of course, it gets complicated, as the sleeping spell was part of larger political intricacies in the kingdom, and they must work together to overcome a combination of large and silly obstacles to the most unlikely outcome.  This book will keep you guessing and make you laugh at its oddest moments. 

Thoughts on Uncharted (Arcane America #1)

I recently reviewed Council of Fire, the second book in the Arcane America setting. This is not that review.

I occasionally receive sequels when I haven’t read the earlier books.  I once reviewed the last book of a series, though I had never heard of the series until I received the book.  This is the first time I’ve received a sequel and immediately gone out to find the previous book.

The basic premise to the Arcane America series is that the New World has been sundered from the old with the 1759 passing of Halley’s Comet.  A mountain range has suddenly appear mid-Atlantic, preventing the passage of ships to the Old World.  More perplexing, at least to the Europeans, is the rise of magic forces.

Chronologically, the Council of Fire, written by Eric Flint and Walter H. Hunt, precedes Uncharted.  Council of Fire begins with the comet’s strike and moves throughout the explored parts of the northern hemisphere of the New World.  Uncharted, by Kevin J. Anderson and Sarah A. Hoyt, begins in 1803, following the adventures of Lewis and Clark as they seek a path to the Pacific Ocean in hopes of reestablishing contact with the Old World.

This is not the story of Meriwether Lewis, William Clark, and Sacagawea that you learned in school.  They are facing a greater adversary than the natural elements and native tribes, as the land itself seems to turn against them including a surprisingly European dragon that is slaughtering natives and immigrants alike.  Fortunately, as they soon learn, they have magic on their side as well.

Good news!  There are only two books in this series (so far)… now’s a great time to start reading them.

Bricks and mulch and backache, oh my!

It’s been a busy pair of weeks here between the shed removal and preparing the garden for winter. When we demolished the shed, we found a stacks bricks hidden behind it. I couldn’t tell how many bricks there were, since the stacks were at an angle, partially because the dirt there is uneven. Some stacks were higher than others, and some bricks were fairly solidly sunk into the dirt. I hoped there would be enough to brick around the star-shaped bed in the front yard; with a solidly defined line, I’ll be able to tell when the grass and weeds begin encroaching on the mulch (as opposed to when the mulch has spilled out onto the grass).

Mission accomplished! And then some… the star used about 80 bricks, the mulberry bush another 60, and I’m now working on ringing other garden areas, such as the hibiscus plants. By the time we finished those, there may be enough bricks left to ring the peonies.

Top left: star-shaped bed with old mulch and partial circle of bricks; top right: star-shaped bed with new mulch and full circle of bricks; bottom left: mulberry bush with a small circle of mulch and weeds; bottom right: mulberry bush with new mulch and a circle of bricks

Once the bricks were in place, it was clear something else was needed… fresh mulch! Most mulched areas need refreshing at least once a year, both for look and weed suppression. I frequently stop at the city’s mulch pile for a couple buckets at a time, but I knew I needed more for this project. I had several yards of mulch delivered and am quickly distributing it across the yard, with a goal of clearing the entire pile in under two weeks. After all, it’s technically fall, and we have no way of knowing when the temperature will drop.

Guess where the backache comes in…. Hauling bricks and mulch around the yard is not light work. Fortunately, the bricks are right by the raspberries, so we can stop in-between for snacks.

Demolition!

One of my goals for the year (that I didn’t list here) was to demolish and replace the shed that came with my house.  We’ve known since we moved in that it would have to go eventually – the base board is supported by a few bricks rather than a foundation, the doors didn’t quite fit together when they closed, and one side of the roof had retained moisture to the point where it grew mushrooms along with other molds.  And that wasn’t the side where water dripped in!

When I opened the shed in the spring, I discovered that somebody had been living in it over the winter, courtesy of a hole dug through the far wall.  This, on top of the many hard to spot hornet or yellow jacket nests (all abandoned by this point) was the tipping point.  The yellow jackets were a problem the first summer here, leading to this little tidbit one morning:

“So this morning, I took a big bucket of soapy water outside after layering up really well and proceeded to totally whiff when flinging the water at the shed door.  I aimed too low.  On the plus side, I didn’t disturb any of them, so I was able to refill the bucket and try again.”

The yellow jackets had built nests on the inside of both shed doors, which made retrieving gardening supplies … nerve-wracking.  Having discovered them just after a trip to Menard’s, I looked online for options other than bug spray, and found out that soapy water adheres to their wings and prevents them from flying, even once it’s dry.  And the water dissolves the nest.

Various stages of shed demolition

Now, three summers later, we finally reached the demolition stage.  The upper left photo shows the roof after I started peeling shingles off – the wood was damaged enough it was breaking during the process.  The upper right photo was taken during the fun process involving a pry bar and sledgehammer, with a controlled approach to make sure the shed fell into the garden rather than the neighbor’s fence.  The bottom two photos are the remnants, with the smaller pieces lined up against the wall waiting for the city’s semi-annual trash day; the big pieces will take a couple people to move.  The base board will come up as well – there’s a rotted section just before the bricks.

The bricks?  Yes, those came with the house too, hidden behind the shed… who knows how long they’ve been stored there.  I have plans for them, though not for the rolled up fencing that’s entangled with raspberries at the moment.

Brookfield ZooRunRun 2019

It’s five-thirty on a Sunday morning. I woke before my alarm, pre-heated the oven, and showered before feeding the cats. In fact, the oven beeps to tell me it hit three-fifty as I walk back into the kitchen surrounded by the offended felines. I grab the tray of sausage biscuits – prepped the night before – from the fridge, shove them in the oven, and move towards the cat food.

It’s six-twenty when we hit the road, ten minutes earlier than planned. We drive towards a brilliant sunrise, but don’t take a photo because we know a phone camera from a moving vehicle won’t do it justice.

The packet pick-up runs until seven-thirty; we arrive just after seven. We park in our preferred area, the Lions section, and pick up our t-shirts and race bibs. There are people warming up in the parking lot as we drive in, but many others haven’t arrived yet. We change into our race shirts and drop our original shirts in the car before walking into the zoo itself.

I do my morning hip stretches on the floor of the Discovery Center, then we visit the promotional tables. If we had just picked up the Off the Eaten Path samples, I would have shoved them in my DuPage Medical Group ladybug bag. But Nicor Gas has energy saving kits for current customers, and I do actually want to replace my showerhead… so we walk back out to the car because the bag has gotten heavy.  We skip the spin a wheel opportunities at the Cane’s and White Sox booths; I’m not a fan of either and the lines were long.

If you’ve entered Brookfield Zoo through the North Gate, you know it’s an extensive walk just to get from the gate to the parking lot. It was seven-thirty-five by this point, still most of an hour until the race started, and the theoretically closed packet pick-up has a huge line.  We visit the bathroom and move towards the line-up, stopping at one booth we missed before.  At this point, constant motion is key, so we’re fidgeting and semi-dancing to the music blaring over the speakers.  Eventually, we move into the corral for the 12 minutes per mile and up group, the next to last group to start, just before the people with strollers.

Ten minutes after the official start time, our corral launches through the arch, bib sensors recording our individual starts.  We start at a jog to get out of the crowd, then slow to a fast walk around the curve.  We hold that fast walk in the light rain until the final stretch, as we come around the corner by the snow leopards and start to run the final leg.  We’re both jogging until she sees me pull ahead; she sprints forward and I get stuck behind a stroller, grinning as she beats me to the finish line by at least ten seconds.  We both accept the proffered water, banana, and Kind bar, and eventually decide that the line is too long for exact times; my watch says we walked the course in about fifty minutes.

It’s early enough that the zoo is largely deserted, so we head to Wild Encounters to meet the goats, wallabies, and parakeets.  After all, part of the point of participating in the ZooRunRun is that we like the zoo. 

Indoor trees filled with parakeets in a variety of colors.

Home maintenance decisions

Owning a home thrusts you into a constant process of making difficult decisions. When a problem starts, do you fix it yourself or call a professional? Do you repair it or replace it?

At times, that decision is obvious.  When I bought this house, I knew the windows would need replacing.  None of them were broken, they were just an older model of casement windows that weren’t particularly good at insulating the house.  Newer windows are all double-paned, and the frames are meant to last longer.  Additionally, the casement windows were a pain to open – I had to remove the screen, unlatch the window, push it open, then put the screen back in. 

This summer, my dryer stopped spinning.  Looking at the notes from my home inspection (always get one before buying a house!), it stated that the washer and dryer were dated and should be replaced at some point.  While I debated between a replacement and repair, I improvised a stand for my clothesline and started air drying my clothes again.  The dryer has since been repaired – the belt had broken, which isn’t a terrible expensive repair – and when I had my water softener serviced for the year, that guy commented that you can’t get durable machines like my washer and dryer anymore.  That made me feel better about my decision to repair them. 

On the other hand, I have a wooden door out the side of my attached garage with a crack in it.  And while it’s neat to look at the light shining through it and make Doctor Who references, come winter it will reduce the efficiency of the heater in the garage.  The garage is home to my washer, dryer, well pressure tank, full-size freezer, hot water heater, and boiler, plus occasionally my car, so maintaining a proper temperature in the winter is somewhat essential.  So that’s on the replacement list. 

Meanwhile, the lock on my front door just needed a bit of WD-40 when the key wouldn’t go all the way in.  It’s a never-ending process of updating the house, the garden, or both, along with deciding whether to do it yourself or hire a professional. 

How does my back garden grow (2019 edition)?

Well, that’s an interesting question. You may recall that I mentioned some critters in my yard when I posted about the garden back in June.  As you can see from my squash plants, the critters are well fed. Their growth was stunted by having all their leaves chewed off earlier in the season; the spattering of flowers was late and did not produce any fruit.

Tiny squash plants

In fact, this is about what they looked like back in June; they’ve regrown back to this from being woodchuck food. Meanwhile, the woodchucks have discovered the bird feeder, along with the birds, squirrels, a pair of young skunks, and an opossum. We’re doing a fine job of keeping the neighborhood fed.

But that’s a bit disappointing from a gardening perspective. I recently discovered that there are hibiscus plants that are hardy enough to survive in our planting zone (5), so I decided to repurpose the back vegetable beds for some pretty flowers. Of course, this type of gardening isn’t instantaneous; in face, I don’t expect to see flowers until next year, assuming the hibiscus survive the critters and the winter. But just in case, I picked a couple different types, and hopefully we’ll have a variety of flowers.

Four potted hibiscus plants

If not… well, garden planning resets in the winter anyways.

Lickity Split – ice cream and more

On our way to black belt camp last weekend, we missed our first lunch choice (my fault) and bypassed our second (not realizing yet that we had missed our first), so we found ourselves in Brookston, Indiana searching for a late lunch. For anybody not familiar with Brookston, the Wikipedia entry for the town shows it’s total area as 0.66 square miles with just over 1,500 residents as of the 2010 census.  A quick map search showed a few restaurants nearby, but Lickity Split was the closest.  We pulled in across from it, wondering if it was just ice cream, and noticed a sign mentioning other food options – hot dogs and burgers were available. 

Sign with ice cream that reads "No dinner until you eat your dessert"The other food options are a tiny portion of Lickity Split’s menu… you could get lost in their ice cream/milkshake/malt options.  When we ordered, we were warned that the fries would take 10 minutes… that didn’t seem like long until the milkshakes were served after about 2 minutes and the burgers after 5.  Talk about fast!  I had just finished my burger when the fries arrived; we actually discussed ordering a second burger each because of how fast they were ready and how hungry we were. 

The other great thing about their milkshakes (I ordered butterscotch) was the size.  A small milkshake was actually just that, a single serving milkshake.  While I love a good Oberweis milkshake, I typically split it across multiple meals because of the size, but the Lickity Split small milkshake was perfectly sized to finish with our meal.  Even if we eat somewhere else some years, this will be a good place to pick up a milkshake on the way to or from camp. 

Going on a Lego hunt

As I mentioned when we visited the Brick Safari at Brookfield Zoo, the nearby Morton Arboretum happens to have a Lego exhibit this summer as well.  Whereas the Lego animals at the zoo were all life-sized, most of the ones at the Arboretum are far larger than their living counterparts.  Our first Lego encounter was with a bee composed of 16,383 Lego bricks, which took 200 hours to build; our last was the Monarch butterfly, with almost 40,000 bricks and 425 build hours.  Imagine spending all the time assembling Lego.  And getting paid to do it! Lego bee and explanation sign; Lego Monarch butterfly with milkweed flowers and explanation sign

The Arboretum’s Lego exhibit includes fifteen displays, all within walking distance of the Visitor Center; if that’s all you see, you’ll walk about a mile.  We walked a bit more than that, exploring the Children’s Garden as well.  We visited on a rainy Sunday morning, so there weren’t a lot of people out and about; I think we only saw two other families in the Children’s Garden. 

Troll sculpture holding a rock, next to a car smashed by a rockThe sun emerged as we meandered through the Hedge Maze, vaguely looking for the promised nooks and crannies that harbored information on specific plants.  As we finished off our Lego hunt, walking around a nearby lake, we emerged by the parking lot and a rock-bearing troll from the Arboretum’s Troll Hunt.  We’ve seen the troll that’s visible from westbound I-88, but hadn’t managed to visit to see the other five trolls crafted from reclaimed wood that have been visiting for over a year now.  We’ll have to go back to find the other four at some point. 

Customer service matters.

I had two experiences recently that reminded me how a good customer service experience results in repeat business. In both cases, the business will be infrequent (I hope) due to the nature of the services they provide.

Last week, I had my annual eye exam. I went somewhere new – closer to home, even walkable when I have the time to spare.  I found the location through my vision insurance website; the fact that is probably the closest eye doctor to my house is a bonus.

When I called to schedule, Park Family Eye Care was able to get me in the same week.  While I appreciate that, it’s more lucky timing than customer service… they happened to have openings in the near future.  I went through the usual pre-tests with an assistant, and then the vision test with the doctor.  After a brief chat with the doctor, he walked me back out to the waiting area.

Anybody who’s been to the big chains knows this is where you normally get handed back to an assistant, as you agonize over which frames to pick and they upsell you on as many things as they can.  That didn’t happen.  In fact, the doctor helped me select frames, adding on just the extras needed based on our discussion.  He then wrote up the itemized bill, took the appropriate measurements for the glasses, and only when that was done, passed me off to the front desk for payment.

In a similar vein, I had my dryer serviced this week.  To be more specific, my dryer stopped spinning a couple weeks ago; fortunately the weather is nice for drying on a clothesline.  I logged onto Next Door and asked for recommendations, hoping that I wouldn’t need to buy a new dryer quite yet.  I received several recommendations, including one from a person who had experienced the same issue; I went with her recommendation and called West Suburban Appliance Repair.

When I called to schedule, I was told the diagnostic visit fee would be applied to the repair if I opted to repair the dryer with them.  That was a good start.

The repairman assessed the problem fairly quickly – a broken belt – and happened to have a replacement for my make and model in his truck.  He informed me of the cost before even checking his truck for the belt, then verified that I was approving the work at that price after confirming that he had the necessary piece.  I know, that all seems super reasonable, but sometimes repairs around the house end up with surprise costs.

What caught my attention was the details at the end of his visit.  Instead of just handing me the work order and running my credit card, he explained the details of the work order, including the manufacturer’s warranty on the part and the company’s warranty on the work.  He literally went through every piece of information written on the work order… I’m not sure I’ve seen anybody do that before.  He’s certainly at the top of my list to call if I need appliance repairs… though I hope not to.