Behold, new doors!

As I mentioned in September, the door out from the garage was desperately in need of replacement. So was the front door – in addition to the breeze I could feel coming in under the door on windy days, there was an increasing gap at the sides because the metal door had shrunk in the frame.  Obviously, this is less than ideal, particularly in Chicagoland winters.

I did my due diligence, requesting multiple quotes for the two doors and storm doors.  (That seems like a fancy name for screen doors, but they actually have glass that slides up, so it can be sealed in the winter.)  One of the interesting things I encountered was that multiple vendors sold doors from the same regional producer, so I was able to do a direct comparison of that pricing.

Old and new doors - front door on top, side door on bottomThe front door is fairly close to my large front windows, so I didn’t see a need to include a larger window in the door; the windows look out onto the path from the driveway already.  Instead, I picked a similar  window size to the existing door, but went with slightly decorative glass.

In addition to the locks on the normal doors, the storm doors include locks, which makes them ideal for leaving open as screen doors in the summer.  The old doors were white on both sides.  I decided the new doors should match the gutters and went with brown on the outside, but kept them white on the inside.

Next up on the home ownership front is a big decision… there is a leak somewhere in my radiator pipes, which are buried in the slab otherwise known as my foundation.  I’m faced with the expensive process of trying to locate it – or paying someone to come “bleed” my pipes multiple times in the winter to get the air out, again – or replacing my boiler with a furnace and adding air-conditioning while I’m at it.

“Il Ritorno Dei Legionari”

Monday marked a year since Dad passed away, so he is understandably on my mind as of late. In sorting through Dad’s things this summer, I found a couple issues of Modern Languages Magazine that he helped produce in college.  The piece he wrote for the debut issue about Much Ado About Nothing was fairly typical for him, dissecting literature and finding something typically overlooked.  This, however, is the only piece of fiction I’ve found in his writing. 

Il Ritorno Dei Legionari

Cover of Modern Languages Magazine: A Journal for Studnets in all High Schools and Colleges, Vol. 1 No. 3, Summery 1947, SixpenceAnd so he had come to Naples.  Rome was delightful, too delightful; its glories too numerous to be viewed in the meagre fortnight at his disposal.  But there were other places, not to be neglected; it would be a crime to miss Capri.  So he was in Naples.  But wherever he went, it was an entirely new world to him: he had never before been abroad; and only just in time did he taste the luxury of the Mediterranean.  It was June, 1939.  We all know what we should find there now – the rubble-scattered towns and the cemeteries filled with rows of new crosses, which seem to be the only legacies left to us from the bankruptcy of war.

War?  All was peaceful then – yet war was abroad.  The whitewashed walls, that shine so brilliantly in the unclouded Italian sun – these were belaboured with slogans, from a simple “Via il Duce” to an excerpt from one of his speeches.  A news-boy passed him, waving a neatly-folded copy of the Corriere di Napoli, fresh from the Press.  He bought one.  He had never learned Italian, apart from a few conversational phrases, but it was simple enough to read – at any rate, the headlines.

Il ritorno dei Legionari… Tremila Legionari Reduci dalla Spagna.
Impossible to quote all of it – they had no notion of compressing or spacing a headline, but must needs extend it.  He counted the words of the “headline,” and there were forty-five.  He gathered that a large contingent of the Volunteers and the Fleet had arrived from Spain.  “Il Re Imperatore” and Mussolini had been in Naples to review the troops.  This he had missed: a pity, he thought, but the Fleet might be worth seeing.

The carabinieri at the barrier looked impressive, forbidding; but at the age of twenty, one is not impressed, still less forbidden.  And so he approached them, producing a gloriously inscribed card – an exotic masterpiece – which he had obtained from the Italian Tourist Agency in London.  Its purpose was to gain admittance to art galleries and places of amusement at half-price; no more then that.  But it served its purpose with the military.  Moreover, he was British – an English visitor.  They would admin him where they might suspect a German.

Go where he would, everything was impressive.  The submarines yonder – there must have been thirty of them, side by side: he must have a photo of those, if it were permitted.  Then there were the destroyers and the flagship R.I. “Gorizia” – that was certainly worth a snap.  But an official had been eyeing him for the last moment or two, and the camera slung over his shoulder was, he suspected, the reason.  And there were two more carabinieri at the foot of the gangway.

He paused.  The official approached, was very voluble, but quite incomprehensible.  A certain amount of gesticulation on both sides, however, confirmed his suspicion that he would not be allowed to take a photo.  But he was English, the official would see… and he disappeared about the battleship.  In a few moments he was back with another whose appearance was smarter, and whose arms were possessed of some gold braid.  His English was meagre, his message brief: it was forbidden to take a photograph; would the Englishman oblige by following him aboard ship.

The atmosphere was far from reassuring.  He was in a small and bare cabin – alone: there the officer had required him to wait.  The door was open, and the sun cast a sharp light into the centre, leaving the rest of the cabin quite dark.  Just outside was one of the carabinieri who had followed them when they came on board, and now stood silent, never glancing towards him, but always on the alert.  Overhead, an aeroplane passed, quite low.  He moved towards the door to look at it, changed his mind, and returned to the centre.

The guard stood to attention – another officer entered, obviously of superior rank.  His dress was perfect, his gold braid more extensive: surely he must be the captain.  At any rate, he was someone of importance.  His English was flawless: it was a great honour to receive an English visitor so soon after their return, victorious, from the Spanish affair.  He understood the Englishman had desired to take a photo – he regretted that it was out of the question.  But… he had not already taken any?  No?  That was very well; for there would have been difficulties.  If the Englishman would wait until his return… there would be no further delays….

Once more alone.  He glanced once or twice at his watch, but the seconds crept by reluctantly.  The guard did not move, except to flick a fly off his nose.  Was it permitted to smoke, he wondered.  But that reminded him – at least he could take a photo of Vesuvius, with the heavy smoke rolling from its summit; that is to say, once he was out of this spot.

But a sudden shadow fell across the door and he looked up.  The officer stood once again in the entrance, his arm slightly extended, his had gripping – an exquisite picture postcard of the battleship! 

 

Thoughts on The Lost Puzzler

I’d like to say I delight in writing book reviews, but that’s not quite accurate.  I delight in reading, and there are several benefits to doing it for book reviews, not the least of which is that somebody is sending me books in the genres I prefer to read.  I will admit to squealing gleefully any time I find an envelope with books in my mailbox.  Opening the envelope is frequently a loud process, particularly when I receive sequels to books I’ve reviewed.  This was the case recently when I received The Puzzler’s War, by Eyal Kless, the second book of The Tarakan Chronicles.  I’m not quite done reading The Puzzler’s War; my impression so far is that it’s even better than the first.  I read the first book, The Lost Puzzler, about a year ago; this review was published in the January 2019 issue of Booklist.  

In Eyal Kless’s The Lost Puzzler, a lowly scribe of the Guild of Historians is sent on the near impossible mission of locating Vincha and convincing her to share what she knows of Rafik, a child who disappeared over a decade before.  Even among the tattooed – mutants whose markings appear during their youth – Rafik was special: he was a puzzler, and a powerful one at that.  Only puzzlers have the ability to open doors to the City within the Mountain, allowing their teams to scavenge Tarakan artifacts from the post-apocalyptic ruins, with more powerful puzzlers able to penetrate further into the ruins.  Buried with Rafik’s disappearance is the greater mystery of Tarakan society and the apocalypse that wiped it out, along with most of the world’s technological knowledge.  This rich dystopian world includes snippets of technology that perplex most of the characters, a steady mix of storytelling and action, and intense character development that makes this book hard to put down.  This first book of a new series, The Tarakan Chronicles, will leave readers eagerly awaiting more.

Dorkstock 2019: Into the Gamer-Verse

We had another amazing Dorkstock experience last weekend, with games galore and a combination of new and old faces.  I saw John Kovalic being shot multiple times at Cash ‘N Guns, ran Cartoon Frag Gold as a tournament, and spent time with friends.  The elements of a successful Dorkstock are fun, games, and hopefully Igor bars and a John Kovalic sighting.  Lest you think I’m joking, I know we had one year without Igor bars, and at least one year (Dorkstock 5.5) where we knew in advance that John wouldn’t be able to attend.

We hosted 60 games at this year’s Dorkstock, including some life-sized games in the atrium and some amazing 3D sets.  We remembered to stagger our schedules so people could eat (especially before the sugar rush of the Igor bars) and sleep, and made sure that the person closing the room at night was not opening it.  We restricted the number of hours our gamemasters could run, to make sure everybody had time to enjoy the convention.  We not only had multiple John Kovalic sightings, he ran several scheduled games, including two full tables of Cash ‘N Guns simultaneously.  And he made Igor bars!

Like last year, we walked away with notes about things we’d like to do differently and some (hopefully brilliant) ideas that we’d like to try, such as next year’s Munchkin Party, and running the costume contest on Saturday, when more people are at the convention, since it’s not scheduled to overlap with Halloween next year.  Planning begins… well, a couple days ago.

It should be noted that Dorkstock is a mini-convention, run within a larger convention.  We are amazingly grateful that Gamehole Con is willing to give us space, and constantly amazed at the variety of events available outside the Dorkstock room.  I had the opportunity to play True Dungeon again – only my second time, and the first time was over a decade ago at GenCon.  There was a huge games library and space for open gaming, as well as a lovely dealers’ hall, a paint-and-take area, and tons of other games happening.  Plus the food… in addition to several stalls inside the building (not the least of which is a local pizza place), Gamehole Con attracts several food trucks that park just outside the door, so you only have to stand out in the cold for a few minutes to get great food.

Welcome to NaNoWriMo

What? You haven’t heard of NaNoWriMo? And what’s with the weird caps distribution?  NaNoWriMo stands for National Novel Writing Month.  It’s an insane endeavor to write 50,000 words in a 30 day month in that novel you’ve always said you’re going to write.  That’s just 1,667 words a day… if you break it down into bite-sized pieces, it seems more feasible.  There’s no editing during this month, just write, write, write. 

Unless you’re writing for younger readers, 50,000 isn’t a full novel.  But it’s a start, and it’s proof that you can do it.  They even have a Young Writers Program for kids who want to participate, with goals set to appropriate levels. 

I have only completed NaNoWriMo once.  No, you can’t read it, it definitely needs re-writing.  I was working part-time and barely managed it, what with everything else I had going on at the time.  Yet here I am, poised for the start of November, ready to try again while working full-time, parenting, attending karate classes, and helping to run a convention.

I have a new story idea, minimal prep behind it, and an exercise bike specifically designed to hold a laptop.  With the temperature dropping, I don’t expect to get outside much for Pokémon Go or Wizards Unite, so I’d best make good use of my bike time for writing. 

Will I succeed? I honestly have no idea. But if I don’t try, I have no chance of success at all.

Thoughts on Gather the Fortunes

Back in March, when I was reading Gather the Fortunes, I shared my review of Bryan Camp’s first book, The City of Lost Fortunes. Whenever I listen to Ghost Train by my friends at Cheshire Moon, I’m reminded of The City of Lost Fortunes… you’ll have to read it to find out why. Since I listened to the song this weekend, this pair of books was fresh in my mind. This review was published in the May 2019 issue of Booklist.

Renaissance (Renai) Raines has been dead for five years now, and to be honest, her daily afterlife is a bit dull at the start of Bryan Camp’s Gather the Fortunes. As a psychopomp, she picks a name from the special radio station that lists people dying that day in New Orleans. She works with her partner, Salvatore, alternately a raven and a dog, to collect the soul and escort it to the Gates of the Underworld. Except for her daily collection task, her life is uneventful, partially because most people don’t really notice her. That changes when a boy named Ramses St. Cyr, Renai’s pick for the day, slips free of his destined death. Renai picked the name both because a god – though she’s not sure which one – offered her a favor for looking after the boy, and because the name sparked a memory from when she was alive. As the psychopomp assigned to collect the soul, Renai finds herself embroiled in a plot between assorted supernatural beings, expanding her understanding of both the afterlife and her abilities in it. This is another page turner by Camp, accented by the periodic chapter introductions that explain beliefs across various mythologies. 

Camp expands on the exciting world he presented in The City of Lost Fortunes, while keeping the storyline entirely in New Orleans. It blends the supernatural appeal of Anne Rice and Laurell K. Hamilton with the mythological lessons from Rick Riordan.

Spending time outside in the fall

Every so often, I want to spend time outside without gardening. Especially given all the mulch and bricks we’ve been hauling around. The temperature just started dropping a couple weeks ago, so the fabulous fall colors aren’t quite here yet, but pumpkins are ripe and Six Flags Great America is set up for Fright Fest, their annual Halloween celebration.

Let’s start with pumpkins… there are many pumpkin farms to choose from in the Chicagoland area, most with a corn maze of varying degrees of difficulty. Last year, we visited Abbey Farms‘ Pumpkin Daze event, which has everything from a petting zoo to a zipline to weekend movies in the dark, along with an elaborate corn maze. And, of course, pumpkins – you can select picked ones, or cut your own, with wagons strewn about to haul them. This year’s pumpkin excursion (which didn’t actually involve bringing pumpkins home… that’ll probably be in a week or two) was to Windy Acres Farm. The corn maze is smaller than at Abbey Farms (you only find your way through it, not search for specific objects within), the pumpkins are pre-picked… but there are turkeys walking around the farm, barnyard animals, assorted seasonal displays and things for kids to climb in or on, and educational information scattered throughout. Smaller children can ride the train on weekends; unfortunately, I’m too tall for it.

I’m not too tall for the rides I like at Six Flags. I do have to balance my love of rollercoasters with Cassandra’s, well, disinclination to ride any of the really big ones. That limits me to the big ones with somewhat short lines or single rider lines. Alas, The Joker was closed the day we went, but the single rider line for Goliath was only about 20 minutes… compared to the 120 minutes for the normal line. We did ride Demon together, and likely will again in the future. But my next visit to Six Flags must include Maxx Force, a new coaster that I haven’t tried… yet. As we waited in line for the Demon, we could see Maxx Force running, but we ran out of time for the day.

Started here... at the entryway fountain, decorated with skeletons and tinted red; ended here... at The Condor, a ride that raises you high and spins you around; and saving this for next time, Maxx Force, a new rollercoaster.

But I mentioned Halloween, so let’s not forget the elaborate efforts that Six Flags puts into their decorations. The fountain by the entrance is tinted red, so dark that it looks black until you walk right up to it, and has skeletons scattered throughout, coming towards you. There are headstones lining the sides, which are worth reading as you walk past. And they have several haunted attractions and shows… none of which I’ve seen, because honestly, I’m there for the rollercoasters. There are seasonal displays throughout the park, including coffins that you can lie in for photographs, and boxes interspersed in the walkways where creepy things lurk at night to spook park visitors.

As of last year, they’ve added a Holiday in the Park event through December, so I’m looking forward to seeing how they decorate for the winter holidays.

Thoughts on Kill the Farm Boy

I’ll admit, I bought this book for the title. I didn’t even read the blurb. I had skimmed a review of it before I saw it at the bookstore, so I knew it was supposed to be good.

The blurb for Kill the Farm Boy talks of the Chosen One, the Dark Lord who wishes for the Chosen One’s death… and fine cheese, a trash-talking goat, and an assassin who fears chickens, among other story hints. As silly as that sounds, it’s nothing compared to actually reading the book.

It starts when Worstley (the younger brother of Bestley) and his talking goat, Gustave, set off from their farm at the instance of a pixie.  At the sleeping castle, they encounter the fighter Fia and Argabella, the bunny bard, and then request the aid of the Dark Lord, Toby.  The adventuring party comes together on a quest to reach Grinda, the sand witch, to discover why she cast a sleeping spell over the castle and demand its removal, in order to return Argabella to her human form. 

Of course, it gets complicated, as the sleeping spell was part of larger political intricacies in the kingdom, and they must work together to overcome a combination of large and silly obstacles to the most unlikely outcome.  This book will keep you guessing and make you laugh at its oddest moments. 

Thoughts on Uncharted (Arcane America #1)

I recently reviewed Council of Fire, the second book in the Arcane America setting. This is not that review.

I occasionally receive sequels when I haven’t read the earlier books.  I once reviewed the last book of a series, though I had never heard of the series until I received the book.  This is the first time I’ve received a sequel and immediately gone out to find the previous book.

The basic premise to the Arcane America series is that the New World has been sundered from the old with the 1759 passing of Halley’s Comet.  A mountain range has suddenly appear mid-Atlantic, preventing the passage of ships to the Old World.  More perplexing, at least to the Europeans, is the rise of magic forces.

Chronologically, the Council of Fire, written by Eric Flint and Walter H. Hunt, precedes Uncharted.  Council of Fire begins with the comet’s strike and moves throughout the explored parts of the northern hemisphere of the New World.  Uncharted, by Kevin J. Anderson and Sarah A. Hoyt, begins in 1803, following the adventures of Lewis and Clark as they seek a path to the Pacific Ocean in hopes of reestablishing contact with the Old World.

This is not the story of Meriwether Lewis, William Clark, and Sacagawea that you learned in school.  They are facing a greater adversary than the natural elements and native tribes, as the land itself seems to turn against them including a surprisingly European dragon that is slaughtering natives and immigrants alike.  Fortunately, as they soon learn, they have magic on their side as well.

Good news!  There are only two books in this series (so far)… now’s a great time to start reading them.

Bricks and mulch and backache, oh my!

It’s been a busy pair of weeks here between the shed removal and preparing the garden for winter. When we demolished the shed, we found a stacks bricks hidden behind it. I couldn’t tell how many bricks there were, since the stacks were at an angle, partially because the dirt there is uneven. Some stacks were higher than others, and some bricks were fairly solidly sunk into the dirt. I hoped there would be enough to brick around the star-shaped bed in the front yard; with a solidly defined line, I’ll be able to tell when the grass and weeds begin encroaching on the mulch (as opposed to when the mulch has spilled out onto the grass).

Mission accomplished! And then some… the star used about 80 bricks, the mulberry bush another 60, and I’m now working on ringing other garden areas, such as the hibiscus plants. By the time we finished those, there may be enough bricks left to ring the peonies.

Top left: star-shaped bed with old mulch and partial circle of bricks; top right: star-shaped bed with new mulch and full circle of bricks; bottom left: mulberry bush with a small circle of mulch and weeds; bottom right: mulberry bush with new mulch and a circle of bricks

Once the bricks were in place, it was clear something else was needed… fresh mulch! Most mulched areas need refreshing at least once a year, both for look and weed suppression. I frequently stop at the city’s mulch pile for a couple buckets at a time, but I knew I needed more for this project. I had several yards of mulch delivered and am quickly distributing it across the yard, with a goal of clearing the entire pile in under two weeks. After all, it’s technically fall, and we have no way of knowing when the temperature will drop.

Guess where the backache comes in…. Hauling bricks and mulch around the yard is not light work. Fortunately, the bricks are right by the raspberries, so we can stop in-between for snacks.