Behold, new doors!

As I mentioned in September, the door out from the garage was desperately in need of replacement. So was the front door – in addition to the breeze I could feel coming in under the door on windy days, there was an increasing gap at the sides because the metal door had shrunk in the frame.  Obviously, this is less than ideal, particularly in Chicagoland winters.

I did my due diligence, requesting multiple quotes for the two doors and storm doors.  (That seems like a fancy name for screen doors, but they actually have glass that slides up, so it can be sealed in the winter.)  One of the interesting things I encountered was that multiple vendors sold doors from the same regional producer, so I was able to do a direct comparison of that pricing.

Old and new doors - front door on top, side door on bottomThe front door is fairly close to my large front windows, so I didn’t see a need to include a larger window in the door; the windows look out onto the path from the driveway already.  Instead, I picked a similar  window size to the existing door, but went with slightly decorative glass.

In addition to the locks on the normal doors, the storm doors include locks, which makes them ideal for leaving open as screen doors in the summer.  The old doors were white on both sides.  I decided the new doors should match the gutters and went with brown on the outside, but kept them white on the inside.

Next up on the home ownership front is a big decision… there is a leak somewhere in my radiator pipes, which are buried in the slab otherwise known as my foundation.  I’m faced with the expensive process of trying to locate it – or paying someone to come “bleed” my pipes multiple times in the winter to get the air out, again – or replacing my boiler with a furnace and adding air-conditioning while I’m at it.

“Il Ritorno Dei Legionari”

Monday marked a year since Dad passed away, so he is understandably on my mind as of late. In sorting through Dad’s things this summer, I found a couple issues of Modern Languages Magazine that he helped produce in college.  The piece he wrote for the debut issue about Much Ado About Nothing was fairly typical for him, dissecting literature and finding something typically overlooked.  This, however, is the only piece of fiction I’ve found in his writing. 

Il Ritorno Dei Legionari

Cover of Modern Languages Magazine: A Journal for Studnets in all High Schools and Colleges, Vol. 1 No. 3, Summery 1947, SixpenceAnd so he had come to Naples.  Rome was delightful, too delightful; its glories too numerous to be viewed in the meagre fortnight at his disposal.  But there were other places, not to be neglected; it would be a crime to miss Capri.  So he was in Naples.  But wherever he went, it was an entirely new world to him: he had never before been abroad; and only just in time did he taste the luxury of the Mediterranean.  It was June, 1939.  We all know what we should find there now – the rubble-scattered towns and the cemeteries filled with rows of new crosses, which seem to be the only legacies left to us from the bankruptcy of war.

War?  All was peaceful then – yet war was abroad.  The whitewashed walls, that shine so brilliantly in the unclouded Italian sun – these were belaboured with slogans, from a simple “Via il Duce” to an excerpt from one of his speeches.  A news-boy passed him, waving a neatly-folded copy of the Corriere di Napoli, fresh from the Press.  He bought one.  He had never learned Italian, apart from a few conversational phrases, but it was simple enough to read – at any rate, the headlines.

Il ritorno dei Legionari… Tremila Legionari Reduci dalla Spagna.
Impossible to quote all of it – they had no notion of compressing or spacing a headline, but must needs extend it.  He counted the words of the “headline,” and there were forty-five.  He gathered that a large contingent of the Volunteers and the Fleet had arrived from Spain.  “Il Re Imperatore” and Mussolini had been in Naples to review the troops.  This he had missed: a pity, he thought, but the Fleet might be worth seeing.

The carabinieri at the barrier looked impressive, forbidding; but at the age of twenty, one is not impressed, still less forbidden.  And so he approached them, producing a gloriously inscribed card – an exotic masterpiece – which he had obtained from the Italian Tourist Agency in London.  Its purpose was to gain admittance to art galleries and places of amusement at half-price; no more then that.  But it served its purpose with the military.  Moreover, he was British – an English visitor.  They would admin him where they might suspect a German.

Go where he would, everything was impressive.  The submarines yonder – there must have been thirty of them, side by side: he must have a photo of those, if it were permitted.  Then there were the destroyers and the flagship R.I. “Gorizia” – that was certainly worth a snap.  But an official had been eyeing him for the last moment or two, and the camera slung over his shoulder was, he suspected, the reason.  And there were two more carabinieri at the foot of the gangway.

He paused.  The official approached, was very voluble, but quite incomprehensible.  A certain amount of gesticulation on both sides, however, confirmed his suspicion that he would not be allowed to take a photo.  But he was English, the official would see… and he disappeared about the battleship.  In a few moments he was back with another whose appearance was smarter, and whose arms were possessed of some gold braid.  His English was meagre, his message brief: it was forbidden to take a photograph; would the Englishman oblige by following him aboard ship.

The atmosphere was far from reassuring.  He was in a small and bare cabin – alone: there the officer had required him to wait.  The door was open, and the sun cast a sharp light into the centre, leaving the rest of the cabin quite dark.  Just outside was one of the carabinieri who had followed them when they came on board, and now stood silent, never glancing towards him, but always on the alert.  Overhead, an aeroplane passed, quite low.  He moved towards the door to look at it, changed his mind, and returned to the centre.

The guard stood to attention – another officer entered, obviously of superior rank.  His dress was perfect, his gold braid more extensive: surely he must be the captain.  At any rate, he was someone of importance.  His English was flawless: it was a great honour to receive an English visitor so soon after their return, victorious, from the Spanish affair.  He understood the Englishman had desired to take a photo – he regretted that it was out of the question.  But… he had not already taken any?  No?  That was very well; for there would have been difficulties.  If the Englishman would wait until his return… there would be no further delays….

Once more alone.  He glanced once or twice at his watch, but the seconds crept by reluctantly.  The guard did not move, except to flick a fly off his nose.  Was it permitted to smoke, he wondered.  But that reminded him – at least he could take a photo of Vesuvius, with the heavy smoke rolling from its summit; that is to say, once he was out of this spot.

But a sudden shadow fell across the door and he looked up.  The officer stood once again in the entrance, his arm slightly extended, his had gripping – an exquisite picture postcard of the battleship! 

 

Thoughts on The Lost Puzzler

I’d like to say I delight in writing book reviews, but that’s not quite accurate.  I delight in reading, and there are several benefits to doing it for book reviews, not the least of which is that somebody is sending me books in the genres I prefer to read.  I will admit to squealing gleefully any time I find an envelope with books in my mailbox.  Opening the envelope is frequently a loud process, particularly when I receive sequels to books I’ve reviewed.  This was the case recently when I received The Puzzler’s War, by Eyal Kless, the second book of The Tarakan Chronicles.  I’m not quite done reading The Puzzler’s War; my impression so far is that it’s even better than the first.  I read the first book, The Lost Puzzler, about a year ago; this review was published in the January 2019 issue of Booklist.  

In Eyal Kless’s The Lost Puzzler, a lowly scribe of the Guild of Historians is sent on the near impossible mission of locating Vincha and convincing her to share what she knows of Rafik, a child who disappeared over a decade before.  Even among the tattooed – mutants whose markings appear during their youth – Rafik was special: he was a puzzler, and a powerful one at that.  Only puzzlers have the ability to open doors to the City within the Mountain, allowing their teams to scavenge Tarakan artifacts from the post-apocalyptic ruins, with more powerful puzzlers able to penetrate further into the ruins.  Buried with Rafik’s disappearance is the greater mystery of Tarakan society and the apocalypse that wiped it out, along with most of the world’s technological knowledge.  This rich dystopian world includes snippets of technology that perplex most of the characters, a steady mix of storytelling and action, and intense character development that makes this book hard to put down.  This first book of a new series, The Tarakan Chronicles, will leave readers eagerly awaiting more.

Dorkstock 2019: Into the Gamer-Verse

We had another amazing Dorkstock experience last weekend, with games galore and a combination of new and old faces.  I saw John Kovalic being shot multiple times at Cash ‘N Guns, ran Cartoon Frag Gold as a tournament, and spent time with friends.  The elements of a successful Dorkstock are fun, games, and hopefully Igor bars and a John Kovalic sighting.  Lest you think I’m joking, I know we had one year without Igor bars, and at least one year (Dorkstock 5.5) where we knew in advance that John wouldn’t be able to attend.

We hosted 60 games at this year’s Dorkstock, including some life-sized games in the atrium and some amazing 3D sets.  We remembered to stagger our schedules so people could eat (especially before the sugar rush of the Igor bars) and sleep, and made sure that the person closing the room at night was not opening it.  We restricted the number of hours our gamemasters could run, to make sure everybody had time to enjoy the convention.  We not only had multiple John Kovalic sightings, he ran several scheduled games, including two full tables of Cash ‘N Guns simultaneously.  And he made Igor bars!

Like last year, we walked away with notes about things we’d like to do differently and some (hopefully brilliant) ideas that we’d like to try, such as next year’s Munchkin Party, and running the costume contest on Saturday, when more people are at the convention, since it’s not scheduled to overlap with Halloween next year.  Planning begins… well, a couple days ago.

It should be noted that Dorkstock is a mini-convention, run within a larger convention.  We are amazingly grateful that Gamehole Con is willing to give us space, and constantly amazed at the variety of events available outside the Dorkstock room.  I had the opportunity to play True Dungeon again – only my second time, and the first time was over a decade ago at GenCon.  There was a huge games library and space for open gaming, as well as a lovely dealers’ hall, a paint-and-take area, and tons of other games happening.  Plus the food… in addition to several stalls inside the building (not the least of which is a local pizza place), Gamehole Con attracts several food trucks that park just outside the door, so you only have to stand out in the cold for a few minutes to get great food.

Welcome to NaNoWriMo

What? You haven’t heard of NaNoWriMo? And what’s with the weird caps distribution?  NaNoWriMo stands for National Novel Writing Month.  It’s an insane endeavor to write 50,000 words in a 30 day month in that novel you’ve always said you’re going to write.  That’s just 1,667 words a day… if you break it down into bite-sized pieces, it seems more feasible.  There’s no editing during this month, just write, write, write. 

Unless you’re writing for younger readers, 50,000 isn’t a full novel.  But it’s a start, and it’s proof that you can do it.  They even have a Young Writers Program for kids who want to participate, with goals set to appropriate levels. 

I have only completed NaNoWriMo once.  No, you can’t read it, it definitely needs re-writing.  I was working part-time and barely managed it, what with everything else I had going on at the time.  Yet here I am, poised for the start of November, ready to try again while working full-time, parenting, attending karate classes, and helping to run a convention.

I have a new story idea, minimal prep behind it, and an exercise bike specifically designed to hold a laptop.  With the temperature dropping, I don’t expect to get outside much for Pokémon Go or Wizards Unite, so I’d best make good use of my bike time for writing. 

Will I succeed? I honestly have no idea. But if I don’t try, I have no chance of success at all.