An Advent calendar that pops

Earlier this year, I was shopping for a card on Lovepop and stumbled across an Advent calendar in their sales section. If you’re not familiar with the website, they specialize in super cool pop-up greeting cards, including some Disney, Star Wars, and Marvel ones, among others. (Oh, I probably shouldn’t have looked at that page, now I want some cards.)

Half a year early, I purchased the Pancake the Penguin’s Christmas Adventure pop-up Advent calendar. The real miracle is that I remembered about it in late November and knew where it was, setting it on the dining room table on December 1st. Every day, I assemble some of the previous items, read the story snippet and open the day’s pouch, revealing another piece for the story.

Pictured above is the calendar box in the upper left; Pancake in the upper right; Pancake (wearing a cute little backpack to carry her golden key) and her adopted sister, Pep, in the bottom left, where they have discovered some Christmas trees; and Pancake and Pep traveling from the ice cream forest to the “icey forest” (that’s how it’s spelled on their map).

Wait… why do I re-assemble the pieces every day instead of just leaving the display? On day 1, I revealed Pancake the Penguin, the star of this adventure. On day 2, with only Pancake and her home on the table, Zuko jumped up and stole Pancake. After a quick chase in the kitchen, I determined it would be safer to keep the pop-ups in a container.

As we wrap up this year’s calendar, I’ve noticed that Lovepop has some other Advent calendars. I’ll keep those in mind for next year. And determine what catproofing is needed.

Have a great Christmas!

The Paramount Theatre restarts their Broadway Series with Kinky Boots

More than a year after it was originally scheduled, the Paramount Theatre in Aurora has restarted their Broadway Series with Kinky Boots, an amusing musical about a floundering shoe company whose new owner decides to produce a line of high-heeled boots for drag queens. In a typical Broadway style, the story is both funny and moving, with lessons about accepting yourself and people around you.

But hey, isn’t there still a pandemic going on? Why yes, there is. The Paramount Theatre implemented a strict COVID policy, requiring proof of full vaccination and photo ID for people who are eligible for the vaccine, a negative COVID test for people unable (or ineligible, for children under 12) to get the vaccine, and masks for everybody in attendance. (Noting that this particular show is recommended for ages 12 and up due to sexual content and adult language.)

Me standing in front of a backdrop with the Kinky Boots image (tall red boots) & title, and the Paramount Theatre logo

It makes for a different sort of look at the theatre. I’m sure some people color coordinate their masks and attire. Clearly, I’m not one of them. The only people I saw unmasked inside were the cast, the occasional group taking a quick photo with the backdrop, and people quickly sipping drinks and replacing their masks.

I was delighted to return to a live show, and particularly this one, which garnered a standing ovation during the final song. I’m look forward to the other shows this season, hoping that as more people get vaccinated and this pandemic fades into memory, the performers will be able to see the smiling faces in the audience once again.

Thoughts on Firebreak

When I started reading Firebreak by Nicole Kohrher-Stace, I noted that it reminded me of Ready Player One. As I read more, that was not the only dystopian setting it brought to mind, as you’ll see in this review. This review was originally published in the April 1, 2021 issue of Booklist.

Mal, the protagonist of Nicole Kohrher-Stace’s Firebreak, is one of many war survivors in old town working multiple jobs to scrimp by, including her team’s video game streaming. The team lives with several roommates in a converted hotel room run by Stellaxis, the company that owns this half of town, and is the only legal provider of drinkable water. When Mal catches sight of an elusive SecOps character, special NPCs modeled after Stellaxis’s twelve bioengineered operatives, the team launches in pursuit in the game to catch her on video for two seconds before their power curfew kicks in. By the time Mal heads down for her daily ration of water, they’ve secured a lucrative contract, involving an in-person meeting and a conspiracy theory, paying them to capture images of the three living SecOps characters. When Mal returns to find out why the next payment failed, she becomes involved in a fracas that will endanger everyone she knows. This dystopian novel will appeal to fans of Ready Player One and The Hunger Games with its blend of gaming and real life adventures. Mal’s unwitting evolution from disadvantaged video gamer to real life hero will appeal to every reader’s inclination to improve the world around them. 

What good books have you read recently?

A return to historically inaccurate weirdness

The Bristol Renaissance Faire re-opened to amazing weather – an overcast day in the 70s – last weekend after taking a year off for the pandemic. Adjusting for the still ongoing pandemic, masks are required for the unvaccinated, and the schedule seems a little lighter this year, including fewer themed weekends – the only themes this year are Steampunk (July 17 & 18th) and Pirate (August 7 & 8). Someone should tell the Spider-Man we saw with the Infinity Gauntlet and a pirate hat to go back next month.

Background image of Guido's Academy of Theatrical Swordplay, with images of Dan the Bard, Adam Crack's Fire Whip show, and Cirque du Sewer juggling with a cat on her head

As in previous years, we saw a mix of new(-ish) and old shows, a bit of shopping, and some tasty food. We started the day at the always entertaining Adam Crack’s Fire Whip show, and followed immediately with Guido (one of the two swordsmen; Dirk is taking the summer off) at his new Guido’s Academy of Theatrical Swordplay, featuring Guido training the next generation of Faire actors.

After a long wait for a caffeinated beverage, we enjoyed one of Dan the Bard’s concerts with his tremendous songs about Dungeons & Dragons. Fans of any role-playing games will appreciate his tales about players going woefully off task and monsters they encounter. Then we rounded out the day with a Cirque du Sewer performance, watching cats and rats comically misbehave during their acts.

In summary, it was a fabulous day of delightful entertainment on a surprisingly cool day.

Filk: Little Jedi Boy

According to Wikipedia, “Filk has been defined as folk music, usually with a science fiction or fantasy theme, but this definition is not exact. So-called filkers have been known to write filk songs about a variety of topics, including tangentially related topics such as computers and cats. In addition, while the majority of filk songs are in the folk style, other styles such as blues, calypso, and even rock appear from time to time.”

I actually attended my first filk circle in 1998, the first time I went to DragonCon. And didn’t attend another one – though I did go to some filk concerts – until this past year, which of course were via Zoom. That combined with watching The Mandalorian resulted in this song, Little Jedi Boy, to the tune (not surprisingly) of Little Drummer Boy. You can listen to it here, or sing along with the lyrics (provided as an image and as text):

Little Jedi Boy lyrics with background picture
Come, they told me (pa-rum pum pum pum)
Our finest bounty here (pa-rum pum pum pum)
We’ll pay a beskar crate (pa-rum pum pum pum)
For just this one green child. (pa-rum pum pum pum)
(Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum)
So to capture him (pa-rum pum pum pum) 
When we come.
 
Baby Jedi, (pa-rum pum pum pum)
You are too cute to kill. (pa-rum pum pum pum)
So I’ll just shoot this droid. (pa-rum pum pum pum)
But Jawas stripped my ship. (pa-rum pum pum pum)
(Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum)
Now we’ll quest for them (pa-rum pum pum pum)
For their lunch. 
 
The baby saved me. (pa-rum pum pum pum)
Now the damn Imps have him. (pa-rum pum pum pum)
I changed my mind for him. (pa-rum pum pum pum)
I left the Guild for him. (pa-rum pum pum pum)
(Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum)
Then He smiled at me (pa-rum pum pum pum)
Me and my gun. 

Musical Advent calendar

This year, I decided to make a musical Advent calendar for Cassandra. More specifically, in the wee hours of December 1st, as I was waking up, I realized that I have a ton of colored cards and could do a quick drawing related to a link for each day. I posted the songs to Facebook every day, so if we’re friends there, only the images are new. While these are mostly holiday songs, there are a couple exceptions. I found some interesting versions of favorite songs, and learned history of others along the way. If I decide to do this again, the challenge will be to not repeat the same songs… that will be harder for Chanukah and Solstice, there are plenty of Christmas songs still to explore.

There isn’t an easy way to link each image in the gallery to its song, so the list of links appears below.

DayImageSongLink
1Partridge in a pear treePentatonix – 12 Days of Christmashttps://youtu.be/1UHmQANFtNs
2BellStraight No Chaser – Carol of the Bellshttps://youtu.be/JLtfInNXfv8
3TombstoneGodfrey Temple – Harley Got Devoured by the Undeadhttps://youtu.be/pQwqYpRP5j8
4Santa hatPeter Hollens – Evolution of Christmas Songshttps://youtu.be/b4v_c_hCRIU
5Musical fourthJeff Buckley – Hallelujahhttps://youtu.be/y8AWFf7EAc4
6AngelSarah McLachlan – In the arms of an angelhttps://youtu.be/1SiylvmFI_8
7DevilWilliam Kapell plays Liszt- legendary Mephisto Waltz 1945https://youtu.be/ofdRsvBHa14
8WindBing Crosby – Do you hear what I hear?https://youtu.be/FhTnDaEmA5k
9DrumAlex Boye’ ft. Genesis Choir – Little Drummer Boyhttps://youtu.be/a0mT-zNxRMw
10CandleBarenaked Ladies – Hanukkah Blessingshttps://youtu.be/xAggcnAnY_Y
11HollyLoreena McKennitt- The Holly & The Ivyhttps://youtu.be/_FvE-z8xV1g
12PuppyDaveed Diggs – Puppy for Hanukkahhttps://youtu.be/gbxyZAduGvY
13GiftPeter Hollens – December Songhttps://youtu.be/U7C4Ym-XQUI
14Peace symbolPeter, Paul and Mary – Light One Candlehttps://youtu.be/h1cRXgDFiSs
15PuffinMalinda – a song about puffinshttps://youtu.be/TAemYMUFE68
16HeartRod Stewart – Have I Told You Latelyhttps://youtu.be/RYrN8eFzCEo
17ShipI Saw Three Ships / Song of the Shiphttps://youtu.be/7puhHPgZvUw
18Soccer ballSabaton – The Price of a Milehttps://youtu.be/FTG6a774O84
19PumpkinThe Nightmare Before Christmas – What’s this?https://youtu.be/QLvvkTbHjHI
20ChimneyAngela Lansbury (Mame) – Need a little Christmashttps://youtu.be/St7mQWwmo70
21PomegranateCheshire Moon – Persephonehttps://youtu.be/eoZWWryCsTA
22Christmas treeThe Golden Orchestra – You Take the High Branch and I’ll Take the Low Branchhttps://youtu.be/cuI54GBCjMg
23Kermit the FrogMuppet Christmas Carol – It Feels Like Christmashttps://youtu.be/WlRpGj7LWS4
24Candy caneDar Williams – The Christian and the Paganshttps://youtu.be/7vggo_9EDZU
25EyesGloria Estefan – Christmas Through Your Eyeshttps://youtu.be/wf-IwAmhVds

Have a wonderful Christmas!

Wizards Unite, a Harry Potter-themed game

I’ve been playing Wizards Unite (WU) for about a year now, since the app first launched, and somehow haven’t written about it yet. Like Pokémon Go (PoGo), my interest in the game is a blend of geekiness and fitness. In fact, I frequently run Pokémon Go and Wizards Unite at the same time, bouncing between them to accomplish tasks at local inns, greenhouses, and fortresses (WU) and Pokestops & gyms (PoGo). The locations are the same, they’re just used in different ways.

Not surprisingly for a Harry Potter-themed game, potions are important. Ingredients are acquired through visits to greenhouses, both by picking a random ingredient (repeatable every 5 minutes) or by planting seeds that you’ve collected. Ingredients can also be collected from random appearances on the ground, or in some gifts from your friends.

Spell energy is another essential part of the game, and that can be collected from inns, gifts, or random appearances on the ground. All of the random appearances have increased in frequency with the worldwide shelter-at-home orders. Spell energy is used to collect foundables – individual items that have to be salvaged by casting a specific spell – and in wizarding challenges, which take place at fortresses.

Wizarding challenges can be faced alone or with up to four other people. Before the lockdowns, this was always at a fortress with other players that were physically present. More recently, the Knight Bus became available, taking players to the virtual Fortress at Hogwarts Castle, where you can team up with whoever else happens into the challenge level as you’re prepping for battle.

The fortress challenges feature several types of combatants, with each of the three available professions (auror, magizoologist, and professor) having advantages and disadvantages against different opponent types. In an ideal challenge, each of the three professions is represented, and at the higher level, many estimulo, which boost your spells, and healing potions.

A pixie floats above the cat. Quick, defend the cat!

Part of the fun of the battles is to turn on AR, or Augmented Reality, mode. You can have it on for the entire gameplay, at some cost to your phone battery of course, but I find it fun just for the battles. Depending on how open the area is, your opponent’s size can vary. If I’m right up at my computer when I start the combat, I can end up fighting a midget werewolf perched on my keyboard.

But what I really enjoy is focusing on a cat as I’m starting the combat, so I’m fighting to defend the cat. Here you can see Arwen ignoring the pixie flying above her as I fight it. The game actually captures an image as you line up the combat, so if the cat walks away halfway through, your screen doesn’t reflect that change.

Between the two games, I have set myself a minimum walking goal each week, in addition to my other workout routines. Both games initially launched with GPS distance tracking, but later added Adventure Sync, which tracks distance and location while the game is closed. In other words, if I have my phone in my purse while grocery shopping, or in my pocket while using the treadmill, the games count that distance towards in-game goals. So fun and fitness combined!

Getting involved at a convention

Smaller conventions are typically run by non-profit organizations, and as such, are a labor of love put on by volunteers. I spent last weekend at Capricon, an awesome winter convention in Chicagoland.

You won’t see a lot of big name media guests and lines for signatures at this type of convention.  Instead, you’ll have a handful of guests – authors, artists, musicians, and others – who enjoy interacting with other geeks.  Take a look at WindyCon’s website for an example of guests coming to Chicagoland this fall.

Conventions don’t magically happen.  They’re the result of extensive planning, typically starting more than a year before the event.  If this year’s convention can announce the dates and location for next year, that means there’s a contract for the location and somebody has already been working on next year, all while preparing this year’s convention.  And that’s just the beginning.

There’s a schedule, generally provided in the program book and a portable version called a pocket program.  The schedule encompasses the various departments within the convention – areas that have to be staffed with department heads and more, along with volunteers to help during the convention.  Most small conventions have a con suite, which offers food to attendees.  That means shopping for food and drinks ahead of time, and having people available throughout the hours that con suite is open, including people who can handle food.  (I don’t know what is needed for that, I just know there’s something special.)  

There are typically panels – multiple rooms running various topics concurrently – and gaming.  Somebody comes up with panel topics and finds people who are willing to discuss those with whoever shows up.  If there’s a game schedule, that’s another set of volunteers that somebody needs to coordinate.  Even if there’s no game schedule, there’s a games library and a checkout process.  Plus registration, operations, security, art show and auction… a lot of people are needed to make these conventions happen. 

And then there are the parties, typically run by groups of fans or other conventions… maybe I’ll talk about those next week. 

Setting the mood with music

Music is all around us. There’s the hum of the furnace pushing air into the house, the slight rattle as something tumbles in the dryer, the percussive beat to the cat jumping on the counter, and the subsequent crash of a drying eggshell shattering on the floor.  

In January, I posted a song on Facebook each day as the first song of the day.  These ranged from silly (Mahna Mahna) to fun (Que Te Pasa) to heart-wrenching (Empty Chairs at Empty Tables).  My qualifier was that I post the first song I sang – even if just a snippet – on that day.  The song itself didn’t necessarily set the mood, starting the day singing is always a good thing. 

And assortment of radio stations on Pandora

Some mornings I start by walking on the treadmill; on those days, my first song was more likely to come from Pandora. As you can see from the screenshot, that doesn’t narrow it down much… my stations include Disney, Broadway, 80’s music in English and Spanish, along with some other odd mixes.

At work, if I have any music on, it’s usually classical; I find it hard to focus on working if I want to sing along. In the spring, the music selection will probably be open windows and chirping birds. But for now, there’s snow on the ground and I can’t hear the cardinals at the bird feeder through the closed windows and the humming furnace.

Dolittle… a fun romp with talking animals

Robert Downey Jr. returns to the big screen in Dolittle as an eccentric rich man who takes a young orphan under his wing while demonstrating a tendency towards creating wacky gadgets and talking with animals.  I know, it sounds quite similar to his role as Iron Man, but in Dolittle, the British kid gets to keep his own accent.  And there are multiple animals, instead of just a talking raccoon.  To be fair, Tom Holland may have kept his real accent too… he voices a dog.  (The less that is said of Downey’s variable accent, the better.)

We had seen the previews for Dolittle repeatedly and thought it would be an entertaining pair of hours.  It’s not high quality literature or cinema, it doesn’t even address the personal and social issues that Eddie Murphy delved into as Doctor Dolittle in his incarnation of the role.  The over-arching plot is that Dolittle and sidekicks must search for a miracle cure for the Queen on an undiscovered island, using only notes that Dolittle’s late wife left behind… after they retrieve those notes.

Most of the animals have ongoing issues that Dolittle is supposed to be solving, including a gorilla who’s so frightened of confrontation, he is hesitant to play chess; an injured squirrel who amuses viewers with his occasional commentary; and an emotionally stunted tiger living in the shadow of his brother, who as everybody knows, eats poachers.  The silliness is increased by an over-the-top villain who is clearly envious of Dolittle’s rapport with animals and is desperately trying to outdo him on anything.

This movie’s good for a few laughs.  If you happen to see it at a theater that sells alcohol (and you’re of an appropriate age), the alcohol will probably help.  Especially when Dolittle helps the dragon.